Comically Large Spoon

A spoon that was present in King Bach's ice cream vine, where he had asked if he could have some of his friends ice cream. When King Bach's friend was presented this question, he said that King Bach could only consume one spoonful of the ice cream. (Context: The friend bought the ice cream and did not want to share all of the sweet frozen treat, a logical decision to make). When King Bach was given the yes to have only a spoonful of his friend's ice cream, he pulled out a comically large stainless steel spoon. With a smirk on his face, he opened the door to the freezer where the ice cream was stored, and would then consume a spoonful of the ice cream. Since the spoon was so comically large, King Bach would be able to consume all of the ice cream, while only having a spoonful.

"Can I get some ice cream?"

"Only a spoonful."
*King Bach pulls out a Comically Large Spoon*

Comically Large Spoon by Bukas July 13, 2020

Commit Die

when Ur roblox girlfriend breaks up with you and you type in chat, Commit Die

You: i dont like you

xX.egirl.Xx: ok bye
You: Commit Die!!
You hear sobbing in your uncles room

Commit Die by Danovan September 8, 2020

ComicsGate 

ComicsGate is a GamerGate style consumer revolt within the Comic Book Industry, that was sparked by industry insiders brushing aside their own consumer base. They engaged in SJW tactics like block chains, the push of propaganda, people being fired for political views, tampering with comic book classics, etc. Dismissing their own consumers, & their concerns (valid or otherwise) with bland accusations of discrimination. When you push your own consumers this way they grow increasingly frustrated & understandably bitter for this mistreatment. So they banded together & talked about this occasionally. Which eventually lead to the start of ComicsGate.

Fans: " i just don't understand why the classic characters we love so much were replaced, why are they all gender-bent all of a sudden?"
Industry insider: "Stop criticizing that! That's racist!"
Fans: "...Wait what? How?"
Industry insider: Help! Were being attacked!
Fans: "What? What did we do??"
Industry insider: block*
(rinse & repeat, until...)
Fans: Ok! that's it! We've had enough! #comicsgate!

ComicsGate by Damien Poe Rocks February 17, 2018

go commit not feeling so good 

If you get hit by this, You can't do anything, but you'll disintegrate, the only way to stop this is by committing sewer side.

Thanos: Go commit not feeling so good
Spider man: Mr. Stark I don't feel so good

go commit not feeling so good by Garbageeeee July 22, 2018

Commisar Karens 

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!

The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.

Commisar Karens by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

Commiefornia 

A term referring to California and its left leaning policies resembling a communist state.

I cant buy an AR-15 in Commiefornia
Its illegal to 'misgender' someone in commiefornia

Commiefornia by SummerBoi?! May 29, 2018

go commit die 

the worst thing you can possibly say to someone. this phrase can destroy someone and they will have no way of coming back

person 1: no one likes you ugly ass ni🅱️🅱️a
person 2: go commit die

person 1: shit

go commit die by Xx_ass_eater_69 August 12, 2018