chud

1. a joyful little penis that looks like santa clause: fatter than it is tall
2. a small dog that humps anything humpable

1. i never climax with georgie as a result of his cute little chud

2. lucy ya damn chud, get the fuck off of my arm

by ella January 21, 2004

a penis that is 4 times wider than it is long, related to the chode, chod, and the chob

"Wow he has a really fat chud"
"What a chud"
"He needs some chud pants"

by Chodepants December 14, 2004

noun, used to describe snow that builds up in wheel wells of cars during winter.

After driving on the snowy roads, I had to kick the chud out from underneath my car.

by ChudKicker February 9, 2007

lutz sucks on chuds while getting analed by a penguin

by gyoop April 3, 2009

1. a word for semen left in a dirty condom.

Hey look someone left a dirty condom on the ground, they must be saving it to make chud babies!

by carusolapp May 31, 2005

The only definition of this word: Old semen that has been sitting a condom for an extended period of time.

Jesus christ man, you've got chud all over the place, this house really needs to be cleaned!!!

a fat turd that is wider than it is longer

How you like it if you had to walk into the boys bathroom and see a big meaty chud staring you in the face

by y2hot February 9, 2007