Christmas Tree

Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).

I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.

by Banebdeath December 13, 2010

Christmas Tree

A delicious vagina

I was licking my girlfriend's Christmas Tree last night.

by freebjs June 21, 2010

christmas trees

What I say to my dealer when I want some Jack Herrera herbage man.

Hey JJ I need some Christmas trees on the fly.

by Kiwi April 26, 2004

Christmas Tree

When a girl is standing up and the guy gets on her shoulders and she starts giving him a blow job, and the guys arms are raised and his hands are in the shape of a diamond (representing the star on top of the christmas tree)

dude i totally got christmas treed last night.

by coheed92 October 18, 2010

Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.

"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

by Prada Glasses June 29, 2008

Christmas tree

A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.

If you cut down a Christmas tree Team Trees AND Santa will come for you.

by Mr.Illumanti January 6, 2020

Christmas Tree

A bowl of weed topped off with a bump of cocaine,looking like a pine tree after the first snow.

Pol: "Yo, Tito came over with blow and put it on that last bowl."

K-Dawg:" No shit, homie hooked us up with a Christmas Tree."

by Tito_el_Bambino November 17, 2016