seth looks like a chimp
by the__yeti June 19, 2008
Performing low quality work very quickly. Based on the fact that the entire chimpanzee sex act, from erection to ejaculation is typically less than 3 seconds. The term is currently very common among frumdebars.
I can build you an awesome website by next week for a couple thousand dollars, or I can chimp something up this afternoon for about fifty.
by tafrum December 26, 2011
Can be used as either a noun or a verb. As a noun, chimp describes someone who departs from a public house or club early to return to one's domicile. This could be for a variety of reasons: too ripped up to continue drinking, being ejected by bouncers (a corollary of being ripped) or being under the thumb. The verbal form is used to describe this act of baling out early: thus 'to chimp out'.
by Yume89 May 10, 2004
(Verb)
To lose all human control and revert back to one's simian roots. Usually resulting from seeing an attractive woman or, if you are a comic book fan, a mint copy of The Avengers #1.
To lose all human control and revert back to one's simian roots. Usually resulting from seeing an attractive woman or, if you are a comic book fan, a mint copy of The Avengers #1.
Did you see that girl at the club that I was talking to last night? I was really chimping for her.
Mark looked at the woman and began to chimp heavily.
Mark looked at the woman and began to chimp heavily.
by Masner May 1, 2009
by M McGraw February 22, 2003
(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.
(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!
by Big Chimper June 4, 2003
1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla
2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)
2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)
1. The chimp is smarter than The President.
2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
by orion October 7, 2003