A sex act in which a sizable log of shit is frozen, and then used as a dildo- either on yourself or a partner.
by slizzy May 19, 2007
The act of a man placing his penis between a woman's butt cheeks after he has anal sex with her and she has shit.
Last night I was having anal sex with my girlfriend. when I pulled out she shit all over the place so I gave her a chilli dog.
by JeremyXXX March 31, 2010
A bald headed male salior that has spent too much time at sea,
having same sex w salior getting chilli on his wiener
always a victim, then stains his uniform
may pull knife on captains to get his way
having same sex w salior getting chilli on his wiener
always a victim, then stains his uniform
may pull knife on captains to get his way
hey capitain dick stabbins bend over its time for a chilli dog
its not my fault you ask for it dont get chilli stains on my uniform
its not my fault you ask for it dont get chilli stains on my uniform
by IB3 October 20, 2009
When a guy rubs his penis between his partners bum cheeks in a dry humping motion and ejaculates at the top of the crack.
Imagine the policeman's surprise when he opened the car door to see Hugh Grant chilli dogging Divine Brown.
by Mad Skillz November 25, 2004
by IKE TRUMAN March 14, 2005
The act of taking someone's laptop, opening it, shitting on the keypad, slamming it shut, and then returning it where you found it.
by BrosephTrout January 8, 2011
When a man puts a hot dog bun on his dick, then has his girlfriend or boyfriend shit hot liquid diarrhea on top of it and then that person eats it.
What did you have for dinner last night?
A Bohemian Chilly Dog....and i came like kjad98wyr8iwhrfuiw23y48hf
A Bohemian Chilly Dog....and i came like kjad98wyr8iwhrfuiw23y48hf
by I_INVENTED_THE_DILDO March 20, 2009