shooting chestnuts from the pussy

Complaining about something.

Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."

shooting chestnuts from the pussy by dababy773 August 19, 2021

That's chestnuts! 

Another phrase for "That's bogus"

"I heard the opposing team won the game last night" " Dude, that's chestnuts!"

That's chestnuts! by TheKeyDifference September 9, 2020

Chestnut Topper 

The "top-off" or "refresher" to a glass of wine. When the white or red liquid falls too far below the 6oz standard, remember to continue indulging with a chestnut topper.

Bill: "Your glass is looking low there, Tom..."
Tom: "Bill, I need a chestnut topper, fill 'er up"

Chestnut Topper by catdog29 July 4, 2012

urban chestnut 

An Urban Chestnut is what you leave on a hookers blouse (or any city dweller) when she blows you off in a St. Louis alley. Also, a St. Louis craft brewery which you may have visited before buying the BJ and depositing the Urban Chestnut.

Man, I had a couple of beers last night and totally gave my girlfriend and Urban Chestnut behind the Pita Pit.

urban chestnut by Xavier Brownwind August 26, 2013

old chestnut 

An idea or subject, usually flawed, which perpetually resurfaces in conversation despite having been discussed to death long ago.

A: If evolution is real then how come we never see monkeys turn into humans, huh?
B: Oh god, not that old chestnut...

old chestnut by FeO2 August 20, 2011

Chestnut souffle 

When one jizzes into a sock, then shoves it in another's throat.

Often used as torture, or really, really kinky sex.

"Mr. Bond, if you don't talk, I'm going to have to give you a Chestnut souffle."

"Dude, that chick that I slept with last night was so weird. She asked me to give her a Chestnut souffle."

Chestnut souffle by Mister Rection September 25, 2009

Chestnuttin' it 

Eating food very fast like the hot dog eating champion Joey Chestnut.

He's shoving that food down fast, he's really chestnuttin' it.

Chestnuttin' it by Quick thinking July 5, 2009