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The kind of guy that will rip your small intestine out with his mighty cock and keep it as his fleshlight if you get near his food, he has a James Earl Jones appearance and is the master of slaying pussy with his massive dragon like cock. He can last longer in bed than Hellen Keller could make it through a corn maze and he can basically get away with anything because people always think he is James Earl Jones. You wan't him on your side or you face the possibility of him breaking your jaw from slapping your face with his monstrous dong.
Person1:"woah, is that james earl Jones?"
Person2:"nah that's caleb."
Person3:"you guys talking about caleb?"
Person2:"yeah."
Person3:"have you seen his cock i didn't even know a cock could be that big."
Person2:"I know that thing should be hanging from a deli."
Person2:"nah that's caleb."
Person3:"you guys talking about caleb?"
Person2:"yeah."
Person3:"have you seen his cock i didn't even know a cock could be that big."
Person2:"I know that thing should be hanging from a deli."
Caleb by Simon_the_Hyman_destroyer July 9, 2016
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Caleb
Caleb is someone that is a guy that loves his parter or crush with so much love. He likes to be around her all the time, always is willing to be with her, and LOVES when his partner cares for him. He’s such a clingy person and always wants to be around a special someone, but can get mad to a lot of things really easily. He is good at sports, instruments, singing, and school, and he still prioritizes his partner.
Caleb
Caleb is the name of a Male that is very attractive. Caleb is good at getting girls who's name starts with an I such as Ivy.
Girls think he is a total nerd that plays Minecraft and Undertale and plays Magic The Gathering and they are right. Caleb is also the name of a Brave and kind soul who will do almost anything to help his friends and Family. He sometimes gets in trouble but manages to keep A's in all his classes. He is usually tall and has light brown hair. He can also have Blue, Gray, or Brown eyes. He will take everything way more seriously than necessary. He is secretly a hacker and when people find put about that he is everybody around him will call him a hacker. He is kinda a flirt with girls except the one girl he likes the most. He will sometimes unintentionaly hurt his friends and defend they with all he has. He say bad jokes and has to much energy. Such as he would call is "10 pounds of dynamite in a 5 pound bag."
Girls think he is a total nerd that plays Minecraft and Undertale and plays Magic The Gathering and they are right. Caleb is also the name of a Brave and kind soul who will do almost anything to help his friends and Family. He sometimes gets in trouble but manages to keep A's in all his classes. He is usually tall and has light brown hair. He can also have Blue, Gray, or Brown eyes. He will take everything way more seriously than necessary. He is secretly a hacker and when people find put about that he is everybody around him will call him a hacker. He is kinda a flirt with girls except the one girl he likes the most. He will sometimes unintentionaly hurt his friends and defend they with all he has. He say bad jokes and has to much energy. Such as he would call is "10 pounds of dynamite in a 5 pound bag."
Girl 1: "Caleb is a total nerd that plays Magic the Gathering."
Girl 2: "But Caleb is also a total hottie."
Girl 2: "But Caleb is also a total hottie."
Caleb by a_rando_person_1234 December 4, 2019