by clown🥵🤡 October 18, 2019

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by superj28 November 13, 2007

A monkey in a space suit. Usually scrounging the galaxy for cheese and bananas. If you see a caleb it is highly recommended that you greet it from a distance before approaching. This is done in the following manner:
1-face the caleb
2-standing on your right foot, hold your left leg with your right hand.
3-with your left hand make a fist
4-put left fist into mouth (it is important that you shove the entire fist into your mouth, if any knuckle is showing the caleb will charge)
5-jump up and down on your right foot
If you do the above correctly, the caleb then bow and allow you to approach.
1-face the caleb
2-standing on your right foot, hold your left leg with your right hand.
3-with your left hand make a fist
4-put left fist into mouth (it is important that you shove the entire fist into your mouth, if any knuckle is showing the caleb will charge)
5-jump up and down on your right foot
If you do the above correctly, the caleb then bow and allow you to approach.
Look at that caleb swinging from the ceiling. How does a channel get defined as an M!pick channel... is there such a thing?
by Caleb Cittadino August 28, 2008

Someone that is of European descent, usually unloved, and short. Most of the time Caleb is used as an insult, to symbolize that you are a virgin and will never amount to anything in your short pitiful life. Caleb, coming from the word Calev in Hebrew, which is a compound word that means "whole hearted"
"You're a Caleb!"
"Caleb, stop talking and go back into the Nigerian Sex Dungeon!"
"Stop talking Caleb, you don't get a say in anything!"
"Back in the cage with you, stupid Caleb!"
"Caleb, stop talking and go back into the Nigerian Sex Dungeon!"
"Stop talking Caleb, you don't get a say in anything!"
"Back in the cage with you, stupid Caleb!"
by Mr. Kraebs February 09, 2018
