1 definition by Simon_the_Hyman_destroyer
The kind of guy that will rip your small intestine out with his mighty cock and keep it as his fleshlight if you get near his food, he has a James Earl Jones appearance and is the master of slaying pussy with his massive dragon like cock. He can last longer in bed than Hellen Keller could make it through a corn maze and he can basically get away with anything because people always think he is James Earl Jones. You wan't him on your side or you face the possibility of him breaking your jaw from slapping your face with his monstrous dong.
Person1:"woah, is that james earl Jones?"
Person2:"nah that's caleb."
Person3:"you guys talking about caleb?"
Person2:"yeah."
Person3:"have you seen his cock i didn't even know a cock could be that big."
Person2:"I know that thing should be hanging from a deli."
Person2:"nah that's caleb."
Person3:"you guys talking about caleb?"
Person2:"yeah."
Person3:"have you seen his cock i didn't even know a cock could be that big."
Person2:"I know that thing should be hanging from a deli."
by Simon_the_Hyman_destroyer March 26, 2016