by Jake February 28, 2004
When someone is sleeping and you shit on their face. Then you leave a cinnamon bun next to their pillow so they'll have something nice to eat when they wake up.
My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.
by momo jenkins March 6, 2005
by IcerX August 18, 2009
The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.
by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017
(verb) The act of waking up and receiving breakfast in bed with a surprise, head. Normally you are getting head while you sleep and wake up to realize your wet dream is real.
(Great for birthday presents!)
(Great for birthday presents!)
by Captain Kev April 4, 2009
Defecating on your partner in the morning after a night of sleeping and sexual relations together
First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle
First popularized by Cap and D-Dog (the word not the action) in Seattle
by Scatcap September 2, 2007
The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017