Blart 

1. - The wet sound a vagina makes when a penis or other object is removed from it at speed. Caused by the expulsion of air from the vagina.

2. - This term is now commonly used as slang for attractive females.

1. - Jed quickly pulled out of Heidi, 'Blaaart'.

Jed "What the fuck was that?"

Heidi "Er, nothing".

2. - Pete "This pub is wall to wall Blart"

Jon " It sure is, shouldn't be a problem getting our dicks wet tonight".

Blart by DrkZ May 8, 2010

Blart 

When someone is on their period and they're wearing a pad, and they fart. Like a shart, (Shitty Fart) except involving period blood.

Michael: Oh my god, did you hear that?
Nicki: Yeah, that was me. I farted.
Michael: Aren't you on your period?
Nicki: Yah, why?
Michael: Gurl, you just blarted.

Blart by peterpiperpickedapeckofpickles November 29, 2009

Blart 

When a woman is on her period and wearing a maxi pad queefs and blood comes out

i can't believe I blarted at the post office today! It literally sounded like blowing bubbles into a cup of milk with a straw.

Blart by Krazykay420 April 19, 2015

Blart 

The fart that you let out that is really going around the poop that is already in your butt hole. It is the few farts you usually let out on the way to the bowl if it is just a bit too far. As they go around the poop in your butt and come out they stink worst than most normal farts.
The poop is kind of blocking the fart...hence the word "BLART"

Bro, don't by the copy machine. I just blarted over there on the way to the bathroom

Blart by moffboy September 25, 2013

blart 

When you go to fart blood come out. It is a mixture of the word blood and fart hence "blart"

Oh my god, I was sitting at a meeting and this dude started to blart everywhere.

blart by James M. December 28, 2005

blart 

A large fart that has a slightly melodic sound, like a stone being dropped in a lake on a cool, summer's morning, somewhere in the Northeast woods of Maine.

Dude, did you drop a deuce in the ocean?
Naw, man, just a blart. A nice, healthy blart.

blart by bobbittyboo April 23, 2011

Blart 

Bloody fart. The inevitable and scary evolution of the shart.

After a long night of boozing and man sex, Doogie Howser blarted in his scrubs.

Blart by Blart survivor February 19, 2010