A bitch and a half

A large woman who also happens to be a total bitch.

I was in the donut section and got my chocolate eclair swiped by a bitch and a half.

by clintaholic July 19, 2005

A bitch and a half

1. A female dog that is pregnant with another female dog. The dog being the bitch and her unborn offspring being the half.
2. Someone who is giving you a hard time and won't let up.

Man! That teacher was a bitch and a half! He wouldn't even let me finish my cigarette.

by mrsmegnolia May 15, 2006

A bitch and a half

refers only to tasks. never persons or objects.

"how did it go removing that boot from your bottom"? -"it was a bitch and a half".

by c&ub. March 5, 2007

sawed a bitch in half

When you are fingering a girl, but unsure of how many fingers to use, you decide that 4 fingers is the best option. The orientation of your 4 fingers should be vertical, in the same plane as the vagina.

Daaaaaamn! You sawed a bitch in half?!?! She must be loose AF!

by Barncat6969 January 14, 2017

bitch prick and a half

Simply put...Jim being an inbred piece of shit.

Jesus Christ, Jim's being a bitch prick and a half.

by splooge and sexy April 17, 2008

A bitch and a half

When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.

Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!

by icantthinkofausername777 October 23, 2020

bitch in a half

when calling someone a "bitch" just isn't good enough,
fractions speak louder than words....

That teacher was a real bitch in a half today

(someone snaps at you for no apparent reason)
response: Well your a real bitch in a half today huh?

by sleep on the job December 12, 2010