If you don't want to be called a betch, don't mess with Kelly or her shoes, always let her borrow your top if she asks, and never break up with her in a txt message. If you do, you may also get a douche bag in the mail.
by devinnnnnnnnnnnnn December 03, 2006

Girl, put down those uggs and stop betching around
Kevin, I was betching so bad last weekend. Everyone was listening to girl talk and applying fake tanner.
Kevin, I was betching so bad last weekend. Everyone was listening to girl talk and applying fake tanner.
by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008

another word for bitch, but less rude. popularized by Kelly in her song 'shoes'. you might find yourself saying betch at random times, most likely when you want to party.
by rororochelle January 29, 2007

by John J. C. February 10, 2007

If you don't want to be called a betch, don't mess with Kelly or her shoes, always let her borrow your top if she asks, and never break up with her in a txt message. If you do, you may also get a bouche bag in the mail.
by devinnnnnnnnnnnnn December 03, 2006

by Adamblah April 06, 2007

An overly exaggerated term meaning monkey dildo that is used to describe white girls with no discipline
by DELICOUSman June 04, 2018
