An exemplary display of manliness in the form of an awesome beard
Captain Ahab: That not be any oridnary swashbuckler's beard. That be a man beard! Beware!
by Bastien McBeard August 24, 2011
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The beard on a boy who is trying to be a man by growing facial hair but fails.
Yuck, that guy's man beard looks like pubic hair.
by shazam1234 November 6, 2009
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Thin, whispy, sparse hair that grows on the bahr-bag
Check out the China-man's beard on my nut-sack
by Glasshoppah April 4, 2011
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A popular style of bush that is worn on chin, could be seen on the face of john ranson during mating season. Although during the winter (hibernating) months, it may have been shed.
Mountain man beards are only cool on John Ranson
by Tizzle Kizzle February 19, 2005
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A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler March 27, 2018
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Hairy Anus belonging to a Male
Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!
by kmfa666 July 6, 2010
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