1:A descriminatory word for someone you don't like, usually a male
2:old slang for A child who hasn't got married parents.
2:old slang for A child who hasn't got married parents.
by Na January 21, 2004

by Sydney Bristow March 20, 2004

"Gday ya old bastard"! ( friendly greeting )
" He's a mean old bastard" !
(unpleasant greeting)
" Im happy as a bastard on Fathers Day" !
( extremely pleased colloq )
" He's a mean old bastard" !
(unpleasant greeting)
" Im happy as a bastard on Fathers Day" !
( extremely pleased colloq )
by herbie August 31, 2004

by ke6isf March 23, 2004

Most Marital spawn are conceived during accidental fucks somewhere between late night T.V. and the alarm; bastards are born of real lust.
by big kahuna November 11, 2003
