bald 

A poor guy who's losing his hair. Bald men are known to be the last chosen when it comes to being desirable. Especially if they are losing their hair naturally. Women tend to look down on them like they have something wrong with them. Bald isn't sexy.

What a pity, he's bald.

bald by Scbk December 9, 2007

bald 

Persons particulary men who have bald heads but may or not be smart and may or may not be dangerous to the general public.

hey look its a bald man. I believe he is full of tircks he might be smart or he could have a gun he could have a shiny head

bald by redwhale1387 April 17, 2011

bald 

Short for battle, including WoW.

Wanna bald?

bald by jubjub449 July 9, 2010

bald 

An unfortunate condition which makes men go bald. Ugly ass receding hairline that is so embarrassing and ugly to look at. Usually they will wear a hat. If you go bald young its even more embarrassing and gross.
ew, look at michael , he's bald.

Ew, look at michael , he's bald.

bald by Error394 February 15, 2008

bald 

exactly what Steven Li is becoming...knowing he is losing hair on his head

some guy down the hall yells: "Steven's Bald!!!!!!"

bald by ICevil January 10, 2005

Bald 

A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".

"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."

Bald by Chris from da bay August 19, 2008

bald 

uncool, underhanded, selfish

Your roommate owes you over $300 bucks back rent and he has the nerve to go out and buy an XBOX? Dude, that's so bald.

(also used with "did or doing")

Tony told your fiance about what happened at the bachelor party. Man he did you bald.

or

Your girlfriend is screwing the whole wrestling squad, she's totally doing you bald, man.

bald by Shane Arnold March 29, 2005