ASAP 

As Slow As Possible

The word is used when in a tight situation that needs an acronym to express that "hey, you can lag all the way you want".

"Sure. MMORPG is the best way to make time fly ASAP"

ASAP by SysStream October 11, 2006

ASAP 

ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.

Carson: (starts rippin hard)

Jonny: NO MAN NO....GO ASAP...ASAP!!!!

ASAP by Tommmyyyy January 6, 2008

ASAP 

Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm

In the movie "Horton Hears a Who" Horton says ASAP stands for Act swiftly, awesome pachyderm.

A pachyderm is an elephant.

ASAP by Cattttttttttt December 19, 2009

ASAP 

As slow as posible, it is the same as, As Soon As Posible

WOW she is going asap.

ASAP by Cortnort December 9, 2008

ASAP 

As Soon As Possible

'come to mine ASAP'

ASAP by chippyrat July 21, 2018

asap 

After Sex Arousal Plan

Only 6 minutes? I need an ASAP, cuz i'm a fucking loser.

asap by Cody December 13, 2003

ASAP 

1. As Scene As Possible
When someone tries to fit it in or look scene by over dressing or worrying about looking a certin way; and eventually going overboard by trying too hard and looking like a fool. Someone who goes ASAP stands out like a sore thumb at shows becausew they have no friends, stand alone, and are typically n00bs or posers.

pete: Did you See katie at the show last night?
Luke: Yeah she went ASAP and stood by herself allnight, what a poser hoe she needs to stick with the Aslee Simpson.
Pete: tru that. she tries so hard it hurts.

ASAP by Double_Down September 6, 2008