by JAHRASTAFARIII November 17, 2008
by DEuro November 2, 2007
Anglo-Saxon American Princess. An American female who thinks she's nature's crowning achievement and that the world revolves to make her happy. COMPLETELY unhumbled by historical and/or genealogical factors that might make a JAP slightly less arrogant. May include assimilated and reconstructed Irish and/or German Catholic descendents but not southern/eastern european in any event. References "as soon as possible" as this is the kind of service expected in all situations.
by offensiveotis December 31, 2010
by linie's a hoe May 12, 2010
Vickie asked that the manual go online ASAP.
After a good round of gossip, a cup of coffee and the requisite delay, the Tech Writer, to the relief of the mechanics, placed the manual online.
After a good round of gossip, a cup of coffee and the requisite delay, the Tech Writer, to the relief of the mechanics, placed the manual online.
by IntlHotMale September 14, 2009
As Slow As Possible
The word is used when in a tight situation that needs an acronym to express that "hey, you can lag all the way you want".
The word is used when in a tight situation that needs an acronym to express that "hey, you can lag all the way you want".
by SysStream October 11, 2006
ASAP is what an experienced cannabis smoker will tell an amateur smoker when he/she is ripping a bong. ASAP itself will stand for : As Slow As Possible, because at first when you start ripping a bong, you have to start off slow, where many inexperienced smokers pull to hard off the start and waste mass amounts of cannabis.
by Tommmyyyy December 15, 2007