apple pie 

when someone is overly hot and sexy..everyone wants a piece of there apple pie.

I know you want my apple pie.

apple pie by hannah March 29, 2004

apple pie 

The accumulation built up around a the base of a necrophiliac's penis. While this can happen when one is simply a dirty person it is most often attributed to those who engage in a necro-orgy after being in the stage of "fuck drunkenness".

Example 1 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, I have been at this for far too long. We've fucked so many bodies I've got to clean up my apple pie before I get home or the wife is going to kill me. Then fuck me.
Necrophiliac 2: *vomits*

Example 2 -

Necrophiliac 1: Bobby, ya gotta clean up every once in awhile. It's been months and your apple pie is 4 inches tall now.
Necrophiliac 2: I like the way that it smells after a few weeks.

Necrophiliac 1: *vomits*

apple pie by Mr. Potatoes [Real] December 29, 2016

Apple Pie 

A female mac user.

"She got another ipod? She's such an apple pie."

Apple Pie by Magsalicious March 28, 2009

Apple Pie 

The act of female masturbation, sometimes performed in a group setting.

When I get home I need to have some Apple Pie

Apple Pie by We are ONE June 11, 2011

apple pie 

to poop in a pie container and putting the "apple pie" in the oven for a delicous aroma around your home.

ME- "i made your house smell like apple pie."

FRIEND- " it smells like baked shit!"

apple pie by xxTV82xx February 22, 2011

apple pie 

Deviant's sex toy.

Like warm apple pie. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!(Check your slice for hairs!)

apple pie by aereilly August 3, 2003

Apple Pie 

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.

"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"

Apple Pie by Apple pie monster September 24, 2021