Alaskan Pipeliner

When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.

Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.

by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline

Take a shit. Freeze that bad mother fucker and start having sex with your girl in the kitchen. reach into the ice box grab your frozen turd and shove it up her ass. you may want to lube her up before hand since the frost sometimes makes the blade stick, which, like ripping your tounge from an icy pole can be painful. so depending on how you feel about the tramp bring some KY.

Danny gave me a fucking Alaskan Pipeline lastnight and it almost tore my asshole out.

by Duke Masters October 31, 2006

Alaskan pipeline

An oil pipe network going from crude oil rich Alaska, across central Canada, and into the US. Unlike the other weirdass definitions on here.

The politicians canceled plans for an Alaskan pipeline for oil exports.

by Nobody77 January 03, 2014

Alaskan pipeline

When a girl takes a shit inside of a condom, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

I made myself a great Alaskan pipeline last night.

by Rodthedictator March 25, 2016

Alaskan Pipeline

A person that partakes in the act of defecating into a snow bank to freeze the log for use as a dildo in the future. Some may use condoms or saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.

A rich and hearty diet is necessary to become a champion Alaskan Pipeliner.

by Frank Snowl December 18, 2012

Alaskan Pipeline

Grab a love glove and drop a deuce into it. Now take the shit-filled prophylactic and put it in the freezer; preferably away from anything resembling a frozen treat. Once your poop-sicle is rock hard, the party begins. Bend your girl over and start screwing. Once you have a good rhythm going, ram that fecal dildo in her ass. You may or may not want to warn her. Lube is advised.

Before Ted violated is girlfriend with an Alaskan Pipeline, he yelled, "Big load of crude coming in!"

by shadow_javelin February 19, 2011

Alaskan pipeline

When you shit in a condom and freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.

She's nasty bro she asked me give her the ole Alaskan pipeline.

by Zman84 November 19, 2016