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Tool of a Douche 

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.
Tool of a Douche by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009

tool up a doobie 

I had the weed, I had the papers, I had the time, I had the inclination, so I decided to tool up a doobie.

Don’t be a fool wrap your tool! 

When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.
I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.
-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet 

A guy who gets around, has sex with alot of girls at the same time.
"I cant believe Mike Heiser is hooking up with all those girls hes the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet."
Discussing for weeks the location, venues and times but never shows up.
Sanjay - is Atul coming out tonight?

Louis - Nah he pulled A Tooly.
A Tooly by LcLc01 March 29, 2019