Mattson

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One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!

Mattson by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013

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Mattson

A soy boy fag that is a fat pos

Damn man I’ve felt like such a goy this week. Hey don’t worry at least your not a Mattson

Mattson by Soycuck November 8, 2025

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Mattson • Mattson middle school • Cassidy mattson • kat mattson • Ms Mattson • Phantom Mattson • Ty Mattson • mattison • Matson • mateson

Mattson middle school

a junior high school located in the pacific northwest with a bunch of edgy white, hispanic, and asian kids.

Friend: Hey what middle school did you go to before?
Me: Oh, just Mattson middle school.

Mattson middle school by bartwn52 April 23, 2022

Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.

Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.

Phantom Mattson by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019

Cassidy mattson

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that.

A really Fucking hot girl....Your fucking the dumbest person if you didnt know that..Cassidy mattson

Cassidy mattson by kallabunga July 25, 2011

kat mattson

A random person whom is not ghey but is a transgender like noodles and is female but cums on people's toes and broken condom like this kid Mick he was a failed abortion and a result of a broken condom.

I like to fuck strippers but kat mattson is worst no homo

kat mattson by Not Toaster_ October 17, 2018

Ms Mattson

If you have a teacher with this name, she is already going to be a bitch. If you are in the beginning of a school year and you see this name… just drop out. These teachers have serious issues and need to be stopped! They think they’re the best people in the world and that they’re more superior than all of us, when everyone hates them and it’s clear to see.

Give up on school if you have a teacher with this name.

PS. if she has a “PINK DOT SYSTEM” instantly gtfo of her class!

Kid: Goodmorning Ms Mattson!

Ms Mattson: I’m giving you a pink dot, a referral, and you’re spending the rest of the time in the office for the week, reminder…this pink dot also takes off 50% of your grade for the week! Have Fun!

Ms Mattson by grandpas chill corner October 8, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026