by derpinferp October 11, 2011
A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.
by RustyDoggers September 9, 2023
When a bunch of your friends are pissing you off, you may wish to suggest that they consume bags of dick.
My friend Josh from Van City was being a grammar Nazi, suggesting that my poetry was not up to snuff. As a Master of the English language, I took his suggestion under advisement and promptly told him he should eat many bags of dick.
by 1truegugger January 20, 2015
An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
by Bob Who April 29, 2020
Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.
Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!
Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
by Tim Anderson April 23, 2004
by SuezeeSmurd January 6, 2019
An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.
Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!
by RealNiggaPete August 8, 2015