2 definitions by RealNiggaPete
A physical trait describing a very weak and fragile individual like chips. A chips ass nigga lacks the strength to defend himself and is typically attributed to someone who ain't about that life.
Tyrone: Yo Jayquan, how tall is you?
Jayquan: 6"4
Tyrone: Can you dunk?
Jayquan: naaaah.
Tyrone: Damn, youz a chips ass nigga!!!
Jayquan: 6"4
Tyrone: Can you dunk?
Jayquan: naaaah.
Tyrone: Damn, youz a chips ass nigga!!!
by RealNiggaPete November 26, 2014
An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.
Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!
by RealNiggaPete August 8, 2015