See the spunk shuffle
When a women keeps her leg closed and shuffles to the toilet to prevent spunk leaking out of her
When a women keeps her leg closed and shuffles to the toilet to prevent spunk leaking out of her
His mum saw me doing the zoidberg last night, i couldent look at her in the morning
I had to d the spunk shuffle all the way down the hall last night.
I had to d the spunk shuffle all the way down the hall last night.
by Jamie Foxall March 1, 2008
a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions.
may attack when angry.
may attack when angry.
by WOOP WOOP GO ZOIDY June 22, 2007
A Zoidberg is when a friend gives you a hand job with a crab. He/she positions the crabs claw around your penis, and the friend then jerks the crab up and down. In essence, the Zoidberg is a dutch-rudder via crab claw.
Professor Farnsworth: "Good news everybody! I just got a Zoidberg!"
Fry: "Ewww, you let him touch you?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Good God no! I had Bubble Gum fondle me through half a fiddler crab."
Fry: "Ewww, you let him touch you?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Good God no! I had Bubble Gum fondle me through half a fiddler crab."
by Cockdriller April 18, 2010
The rounded bulges of flesh that protrude around a bra or bikini top, typically caused by wearing a garment that is too tight. Inspired by the carapace of Dr. John Zoidberg M.D., as occasionally seen on the television show Futurama.
by Toxin August 11, 2007
The occurrence of reading a word of phrase in the voice of another. From the popular television series Futurama character, Dr Zoidberg.
Zoidbergism Example #1: "Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig." (Read in Jeremy Clarkson's voice)
Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)
Zoidbergism Example #2: "I don't want to live on this planet any more." (Read in Prof. Farnsworth's voice)
by keto4life February 13, 2012
This is the term used to describe the action of a person with a split-tongue body modification going down on someone. Often accompanied by the sound "whoopwhoop whoop whoop whoop."
by Justice_League August 15, 2009
a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions.
may attack when angry.
may attack when angry.
by WOOP WOOP GO ZOIDY June 22, 2007