winona ryder

To be a clepto and proud of it!
The epitome of something that looks so sweet and doe-eyed, while all the meanwhile commiting crimes punishable under law. Winona is one bad-ass chick

Winona Ryder could march into that courtroom modeling the Marc Jacobs spring line, but when i was caught stealing gum i passed out in fear that i would be spending the rest of high school behind bars

winona ryder by CouRtney June 4, 2004

Winona Ryder

(N.) The name that will always be a synonym for "Beautiful Cleptomaniac." Her thievery (Ever notice how hard it is to spell that word?) skills could use some work, though.

I Salute Winona Ryder for her thievery! Winona Ryder, you are a Clepto like us.

Winona Ryder by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Winona Ryder

1) noun; an actress with no talent who is given too much credit for her shitty work
2) noun; a person who shoplifts and calls it research
3) verb; "to pull a winona"; to shoplift and, when caught, claim it was for research

1)
Everyone else on this page: "Winona Ryder is the most beautiful and intelligent person on the planet. She's also very cool"
Me: "You're on crack."

2)
Mall Security Guard 1: "Yeah, I caught me a Winona earlier."
Mall Secutity Guard 2: "Same old, same old."

3)
Cellmate 1: "What are you in for?"
Cellmate 2: "I pulled a Winona."
Cellmate 1: "Yeah, that shit never works."

Winona Ryder by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

Winona Ryder

/win-noh-nah rhi-der/ adjective

Something yelled out by a Call Of Duty online multiplayer when he steals a non-detonating care package before the other team can collect it. This is referring to actress Winona Ryder being arrested for theft in 2001. It also refers to a comedy skit by Dave Chappelle in which people yell out a sports star or celebrity’s name prior to duplicating a heinous or despicable act they are famous for committing.

“Winona Ryder! Oh sweet! I just stole an assault drone.”

Winona Ryder by PDX Pilot 1 November 3, 2013

Winona Rydering 

1. verb. When you let your cigarette burn down without ashing it. akin to the cut scene in the film "Girl Interrupted" where Winona's character is smoking and being questioned by a therapist... only to lapse into flashbacks and daydreams... letting her cigarette burn all the way down without noticing it and being asked by the therapist if she takes drugs.

person 1: Damn, you're really Winona Rydering that cigarette!

person 2: I know! Look how much ash there is!

*ash falls off in moment of stark sadness and failure*

persons 1 and 2: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Winona Rydering by silkenskyburningflak August 7, 2010

WYNONA RYDER

WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".

WYNONA RYDER by king simmo October 16, 2003

winona ryders wife

the wife of winona ryder is louis (@bugdrink on fm)
this is definitely legit

oh my gosh look! its winona ryders wife!

winona ryders wife by ratalouis January 15, 2022