winnets

Lee Finlay is in fact, a winnet.

A hairy piece of doo doo caught around a poo hole.

by Michelle Powers January 15, 2004

winnet

(See Leo Grieve)

You Winnet!

by Chris the magnificent October 31, 2003

winnet

Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.

Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."

Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.

by FunBags September 06, 2005

Winnet

a ball of shit attached to ur arse hair that smells, is dry and often dangles off. winnets are painful to remove and often need to be licked out. same as a claghorn

person1: he’s got winnets

person2: ye apparently he sent a pic of them and they look like will smith

by hairybattycrease June 09, 2018

winnets

Another name for Winter

Darren Ediss is a winnit

by Darren Ediss March 27, 2003

Winnet picker

A person who picks small dried peices of poo from their anal beard

Oh, no! I have winnets tied up in my bum fluff, I will have to look in the yellow pages for a winnet picker.

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

Winnet Gang

Winnet gang is a group of lit niggas fam. Known for their infamous YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they can hit a hard WOAH

Yo fam yano that winnet gang? They’re bare jokes ygm

by Number1yeeter August 17, 2019