Whore's Bath

A similar idea to a Peurto Rican Shower, originally coined on the show Happy Endings, s2e16. A Whore's Bath is when you, instead of showering, rub dryer sheets on your armpits and splash water on your genitals in a lame attempt at keeping some sort of society-accepted level of hygiene and cleanliness. This usually occurs after a one night stand.

Person 1: Hey, you look pretty disgusting.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I hooked up with some sketchy guy last night and took a Whore's Bath in the bathroom.

by Just Trying to Educate America April 9, 2012

Whores Bath

Instead of taking a shower, one would use body spray or perfume to smell clean

Timothy opted for a whores bath when running late for work.

by BigfnRed August 2, 2020

whore's bath

the act of sponging yourself in the sink with your clothes on, aposed to getting into the shower.
traditionaly, using spit instead of water.

she took a whore's bath before she went out to do some tricks.

by deonee June 14, 2008

whore bath

Prior to engaging in cunnelingus, a woman may cleanse herself by straddling a sink.

"Hoooold on, i need to take a whore bath before you head on down south!"

by Lil' October 28, 2003

whore bath

No shower and all chemicals. Deodorant, perfume, cologne, its called a whore bath.

After practice Terry was running late to meet his friends at the restaurant, so he took a whore bath then ran out the door.

by Jerry Nugget July 24, 2012

Whore Bath

To spray yourself or a friend with a sickening amount of perfume to cover the smell of drugs or simply not having showered for a week.

1: "You still going to come over?"

2: "Yeah I said i'd be there by four."

1: "Dude it's like six already"

2: "Shit! I guess i'll just take a whore bath and head out"

by Moo56 February 23, 2014

whore's bath

A bit of talcum powder in the armpits; fingers run through the hair.

She shook her ass three times, took a whore's bath, and walked on out the door.

by cornholio October 15, 2003