Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.
Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
by ryaniscool October 22, 2008
The state of an object being physically different or normal then expected, especially related to geometric alignment.
(1) Whoa dude, that truck ahead of us is going down the road like a crab. The rear axel is totally kitty wampus.
(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.
(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.
by The old kodger March 27, 2009
Originally thought to be a women who was cursed by an ancient Cherokee priest for interrupting a male rite of passage, turning her into a half women half panther creature. Now the modern definition is a normally respectable, likeable, and often pretty girl, who when drunk goes on the prowl for any boy she can get a hold of. Should be avoided, can lead to awkward Sundays and lots of vomit.
Dude, she just tried to make out with me on the dance floor for the fourth time.
Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.
Yeah she's a wampus cat dude, watch out.
by jmalphrus October 20, 2009
A generally satisfying female buttocks, that is well shaped, balanced and carries adequate weight in relation to her overall size; as compared to ratio.
“Gee Marvin, I never quit appreciated the fact that Marguerite always carries with her a wampus tookus that compliments her figure.”
“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”
“Good observation indeed sir. A wampus tookus that woman rightfully does carry.”
by The Ousting January 19, 2012
A stale, often run through abyss; a gaping smelling vagina; a slut that frequents music festivals for the bubble hash; a groupie that follows the Indiana native John Mellencamp; a majestic paradox for a bottomless pit
Minks has wampus cat attributes.
Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Dammmnn, do u smell that wampus cat, that shit was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
by I am Wampus Cat September 18, 2011
A six legged creature that is found in your closet. It has two legs to hold the door, and four legs to shred some more. It is of the same species of the wampus cat.
Chris: Oh no! The closet Wampus totally shredded my abercrombie sweater!!
Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.
Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.
by ryaniscool October 22, 2008
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