2 definitions by ryaniscool
A six legged creature that is found in your closet. It has two legs to hold the door, and four legs to shred some more. It is of the same species of the wampus cat.
Chris: Oh no! The closet Wampus totally shredded my abercrombie sweater!!
Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.
Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.
by ryaniscool October 22, 2008
Ryan: Dude last night a wampus cat obliterated me in the face.
Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
Chris: Damn that sucks. It looks like your gonna need some stitches.
by ryaniscool October 22, 2008