The god of family rivalries and ponytails.
Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.
by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 3, 2023
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Any large and new 4 by 4 (SUV) vehicle. Owners tend to buy them because these are the only type of car large enough to carry them and their ego around.
Farquois: Have you seen my new Range Rover?
Dave: That's not a Range Rover, it's an ego waggon.
by Manst June 16, 2007
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a very large ass that appears to have been hit with a large frying pan, and as a result is now elongated and flat.
Dude, Zahara has got a dank waggon.
by Noved73 October 14, 2011
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a vehicle that hold a large amount of retarded people, of any change, this will be used when one of a kind ' special ' people needs a way of transport. can be spotted by either the big yellow bus or hearing the recongiable noices from miles always such ah 'HIIYAHH'
'get back on ur spaggon waggon, you window licker.'
by i.Jizzed.In.Your.Mum.YAH April 4, 2010
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The Swag Waggon is the best golf cart you could ever have. It runs over trees, people, cars, and etc.. This off road automotive is great for any occasion. The proud owners of this automotive best known by Sexie Fabbrad are very pleased with there very own small town the Swag Waggon has created. The Swag Waggon has very special features that no other one has. I would have to say it is the best experience you could ever have.
I just used the Swag Waggon to get back at Billy Bob for what he did to me last week!
by SexiebeastFabbrad August 10, 2017
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To act in the most selfish manner. To always put ones needs before anyone else's. To lie or steal in order to obtain something not belonging to you. To aquire under false pretense.
Instead of buying her kids Christmas gifts, she spent the money with her street pharmacist. She Waggonered her kids this year just like she did last year!
by Thor, god of thunder! ⚡ September 15, 2022
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Present progressive description of a person having a wagon
Big Sheila just walked through in her signature yoga pants cuz. Look at the WAGGONING on her

Oh girl just walked passed and you missed it boss, waggoning no cap
by The optimism GOD July 31, 2021
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