Turkey

Its Worse Then Goin Ham.

Goin Turkey Is One Up From Goin ham.
Its A Jokingly Way To Say Goin Ham

Guy1:Damn, He Went Ham on Her Ass
Guy2: Na Slim, He Went Turkey. Hahaha

by ShawtyMclovin August 08, 2011

Turkey

A very spoiled dog born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Generally sleeps in the master bed, eats the best food and treats.

Dog: "Oh mothver, I'm sick of it!! Fathver's a dead beat asshole!"

The wife: " I know, Turkey we'll rid of him here soon!"

by Johndoe5 December 27, 2015

Turkey

A derogatory term used to describe a dim witted person whom usually makes redundant comments about things they know little about.

Person one: I love Will and Ted.

Person two: shut up, turkey.

by whiskeybeer October 08, 2009

Turkey

Slang for weed in some midwestern states. Usually refers to any sort of weed around.
Shortened form is Turk.

Man, did you get some more turkey yet or what?

I haven't had turkey this good since back in the day.

Got any Turk?

by Turkeypup December 23, 2009

Turkey

One who is not quite a dangus, but nor a dingus. Eaten frequently on Franksgiving. He's quite the floppy fellow, and can't fly high like an eagle.

Dangus 1: That dangle is such a turkey.
Dangus 2: I know, he doesn't even have his own prizza oven.
Dangus 1: What a turkey.

by The guy with no dangus November 24, 2011

Turkey

A girl any boy can get or get with at anytime. This word is usually used in Baltimore Maryland by teenagers. Basically a slut or whore

Boy 1: yo I just starting talking to this girl name Chaela

Boy 2: Every nigga in the school had her. She a turkey frl 💯💯

by Da’jahnae Carter August 14, 2018

Turkey

An experience that is easy going, mellow, or light in stress. Making an action seem easy, or effortless.

"Dude, that test was so turkey. I'm gonna ace it for sure."
"Work's been turkey. I've been getting out at 5:00 everyday."
"Watch me turkey this twelve stair."

by brandondinosaur September 28, 2009