Vlad

A Vlad is a handsome and kind gentle men who treats women a nice way.

Ooh, this Vlad is so kind to this girl down the street.

by GWHS6328658 April 24, 2016

Vladding

The insane ability to ride the beat with insane lyrics.

He killed that freestyle....he was vladding on the beat.

by Juice06 June 27, 2018

vlad

Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.

It was like being knobbed by Vlad the Impaler

by Wednesday December 18, 2004

vlad

absolute retard with 0 iq and is in a low english set

vlad

by JahsehOompaLoompa November 28, 2019

vlad

the act of buttfucking your fav bitch, then whipping out your dirty dick and writing your initials on her face with the poop left on the tip of your wiener.

i'm going to vlad my girlfriend tonight. i hope she hasn't shit yet today.

by dirty/dick/player March 22, 2013

Vlad

Vlad. Usually Slavic Eastern European name commonly associated with (Vladimir Putin) and (Russia) but also very prominently used in Romania. Usually Vlad is an average height with an average build but holds a massive cock under his belt. An average size of a VLAD (penis )would be between 8 and 12 inches. This allows him to pick up girls that he likes however he has very specific tastes therefore most do not suspect such a whopping tool hidden so well in his pants.

Girl1 = OMG I wasn’t expecting to get boned by vlads 10 in her last night I am knackered.
Dude3 = (jeez) bro vlad beat up that nasty dude in the changing room what a (beast)

by GangstaV69 January 28, 2020

Vlad

He is the sweetest, most incredible and adorable person. He's gentle, sensitive, has a great and bubbly personality, sporty, hot and practically perfect in every way. If you ever need to be supported, go to a Vlad especially my Vlad

Omg look it's Vlad 😍

by Roseryan December 3, 2021