An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.
by Raine tones August 14, 2011
Someone who dines endless hours on weekdays with her friends and sits in her apartment at night in a wife beater, lacy underwear and manolo blaniks writing a column that doesn't give readers any information just gives them a new question to contemplate. So basically in the real world there is no Sarah Jessica Parker!
Sarah Jessica Parker should be removed from the urban dictionary because these words don't have a definition!
by jazzyblues October 8, 2006
A creature for Brooklyn, New York who is so Jewish, and so disgusting, that it landed multiple acting roles playing a legs spread obnoxious whore on Sex in the City. A show who’s chief audience is obnoxious disgusting Jewish cubbourd dwelling trolls.
Sarah Jessica Parker sheesh... it makes me shead a tear when I realize that a Jew mutt like that can earn a living showing her face. Harvey Weinstein and the Jews have a chokehold on Hollywood.
by BeanDip Darryl February 12, 2018
One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.
Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."
by Brotogé September 16, 2016
by Justin Cooper November 6, 2005
The best actress ever who plays Carrie Bradshaw on the best series every made called "Sex and the City"
Very pretty and has the perfect body.
Has amazing fashion.
Very pretty and has the perfect body.
Has amazing fashion.
by Emahlee December 1, 2006
by jzshirra February 14, 2009