the offspring 

A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!

I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!

the offspring by The Truth. May 3, 2005

The Offspring 

A punk rock band with a lot of good songs. Has sadly been picked up by "punk" emo Gen Z'rs. Give the greatest hits album a listen.

Was featured heavily in Crazy Taxy.

Person 1: Hey man you listen to the Offspring?
Person 2: Yeah, they have some classics.
Person 3: Damn straight.

The Offspring by Hirsc January 22, 2018

The Offspring 

Teenybopper band that writes shitty novelty bands and pretends to be political.

The Offspring are fags.

The Offspring by lawl2u July 15, 2006

The Offspring 

One of the best bands 90s punk had to offer.

The Offspring, Green Day and Blink 182 were the best punk bands in the 90s.

The Offspring by Jeffy Jeffy who lives on Jeffy January 23, 2024

Offering to the VID 

That one person in the family (Usually the oldest child) that always tasked to go get groceries during the COVID pandemic.

John: I must be an accidental child.
Kyle: Why?
John: I'm always the Offering to the VID...and for what? A pack of gum and two bags of raw french fries.

Offering to the VID by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021

The Otz Law of Map Offerings 

A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.

"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"

The Otz Law of Map Offerings by Clonfish June 24, 2024