lay the diry whore on your bed jump off a counter with your legs extended and arms out then jump on the bitch and start poundin on her vagina then nibble on her tits like its nuts
by Sosa69 February 5, 2008
When your left testicle is stuck to the inside of your left inner thigh and your right testicle is stuck to the inside of your right inner thigh. As a result your testicles resembles the image of a flying squirrel's arms spread far apart with your scrotum and its skin being the skin on the flying squirrel's arms that droops down.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.
Person 1: Wow we've been sitting on this bus for 8 hours.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.
Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.
Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.
by yallreadyknowduke April 6, 2015
When a person who has lost a lot of weight resulting in large skin flaps nibbles your nuts while spreading their arms wide, as if in flight.
I'm glad her gastric bypass was a success, however, bitch look like she swooping from trees and shit when she gobblin' deez nuts. She be giving me a flying squirrel fo' sho'.
by SmellzBellz February 23, 2017
A penis trick where the erect penis is tucked firmly between the legs far back into the ass-crack in a spring loaded position. The legs are then opened with a flourish and depending on the turgidity of the member, a satisfying slap is heard against the belly.
by Sansastic May 11, 2010
Sex position in which the female is sprawled on the bed, face up. The man stands up on the bed and proceeds to wrestling jump on her, aiming for the vagina.
I totally flying squirreled this bitch last night. I missed the first 26 times, but it was totally worth it.
by grass itch November 14, 2014
by Pooder November 27, 2005
Guy 1: Did you hear about the flying squirrel?
Guy 2: Ya. I did the flying squirrel last night and she was squirting acorns.
Guy 2: Ya. I did the flying squirrel last night and she was squirting acorns.
by XxCrackBabbiesxX October 15, 2011