Guy one: "You don't know true amine!"
Guy two: "Oh yeah? I watched the emoji movie."
Guy one: "Oh heck, I'm sorry. I didn't think you knew of an amine as true as the Emoji Movie."
Guy two: "Oh yeah? I watched the emoji movie."
Guy one: "Oh heck, I'm sorry. I didn't think you knew of an amine as true as the Emoji Movie."
by SoolPnez5Prez March 15, 2018
The emoji movie is a creation made by demons who came out of hell with the purpose of indoctrinating the children with brain poison in order to turn them into spoiled little shits who throw tantrums when you want them to go away because they have nothing better to do other then play Roblox with their crusty fucking iPads that look like they have living organisms growing on it as a form of pre torture for when 75% of the human populous descends into hell.
Child: I wanna see the emoji movie
Me: no
Child: PAHFVGDSVYUADVYSDVUAYVWDYAVBHUWDVAYUWVDABSUHADBUQWGDBABUYDBASHDBAIHDUIWHIYEIYDGFDHABOHDIOSAHDIOHSAOIBDJASBQUIWDGAUGFUIAVFD
Me: no
Child: PAHFVGDSVYUADVYSDVUAYVWDYAVBHUWDVAYUWVDABSUHADBUQWGDBABUYDBASHDBAIHDUIWHIYEIYDGFDHABOHDIOSAHDIOHSAOIBDJASBQUIWDGAUGFUIAVFD
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
A brilliant shakespearian masterpiece, a movie hitchcock would cry in complete and utter joy
it's a story made for all ages, made to please all and it does it story well
its deeper themes and meanings strike a cord within us all, truly a masterpiece of the ages
i give a perfect Poop Emoji/Dab Emoji
it's a story made for all ages, made to please all and it does it story well
its deeper themes and meanings strike a cord within us all, truly a masterpiece of the ages
i give a perfect Poop Emoji/Dab Emoji
random heathen: did you see the emoji movie? it sucked ass
*jesus christ himself appears*
Jesus Motherfucking Christ:boi, that's some bullshiet, go wash it with my ass
*jesus christ himself appears*
Jesus Motherfucking Christ:boi, that's some bullshiet, go wash it with my ass
by a faggot fagoat October 29, 2017
The amazing animated movie by Sony Animations. It is the greatest movie of all time. Ask jacksfilms.
by quitenifty April 13, 2018
I'm gonna be real right now... I went to see it and it was half decent... Pretty dark though... However, alike Frozen and so many othermovies, this one is sure to get old. It had a TON of Adult Humor in it and those were the parts I could laugh at! And it got... 7 PERCENT ON ROTTEN TOMATOS!!! So, I'm being honest... Don't set your expectations high. I had to get a beer before seeing it! For a movie with no purpose I'd give it a 5/10. The Emoji Movie was ok
by notTHATmovie August 6, 2017
Halfway through the movie:
Person 1: When is the Emoji Movie gonna start?
Person 2: Wdym. This is the movie!
Person 1: When is the Emoji Movie gonna start?
Person 2: Wdym. This is the movie!
by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN May 18, 2020
by theliteralpoopemoji July 29, 2017