Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling one's pants down, sitting on the ground, and pulling yourself across the floor like an old dog.

Debbie: What is he doing?
Jim: Oh Tyler is just Taylor Swifting, its the new picture meme.

Taylor Swifting by p90nub August 20, 2012

Taylor Swifting

1) The act of mass producing extraordinarily low-quality music, themed particularly around "love", fairytales, and other interests of teenage girls, for the consumption by the aforementioned teenage girls, idiots, and the criminally insane.

2) A situation in which one wipes his or her anus on the ground, not unlike an old dog.

Brett: "Hey man, how's it hanging?"

Logan: "Not too well. I was about to seal the deal with this totally smokin' babe, but then she asked me to be the prince and she the princess, at which point I knew we could never coexist."

Brett: "Damn. Another flawless plot foiled by Taylor Swifting."

Taylor Swifting by A_man_with_ears August 18, 2012

Taylor Swifting

When a person memes by pulling down their pants and wiping their bum on the floor like an old dog. From South Park season 16, episode 3 "Faith Hilling"

Greg: So, what do you guys wanna do?
Melvin: Let's do some Taylor Swifting over by that building where they hold AA meetings.

Greg: Good idea, man.

Taylor Swifting by shannonashleyk August 16, 2012

Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting is when you pull down your pants and wipe you butt along the ground like an old dog.

Person: "Damn, your ass is red? Why?"
Person 2: "I've been Taylor Swifting, a lot."

Taylor Swifting by TiggiOreo June 29, 2019

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down and rubbing your ass along the ground like and old dog.

Guy1 Hey look at that chick over there with her pants down crawling around, she must be

Guy2 No she not special, shes just Taylor Swifting

Taylor Swifting by Dizzlemania August 17, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling down ones pants and using ones hands to skoot across the ground while being video taped.

Hobo: Yo! Did you see Gilbert yesterday!?!!??!?!?

Hammy: HELL YEAH!!! His ass musta been so dirty after Taylor Swifting for so long!
Hobo: Yeah! He probably gave himself Morgs!

Taylor Swifting by Dr. James Endermanety September 4, 2012

Taylor Swifting

Where a couple can't decide to stay together or break up for good, and go through the cycle of breaking up and getting back together in a matter of a few hours

They kept taylor swifting with each other for two weeks and it was driving everybody crazy.

Taylor Swifting by pecanlove June 1, 2013