Tasmanian turnbuckle

While having intercourse in the vagina the man pulls out ejaculates onto his own penis then gets up on the nightstand or headboard and tries to penetrate the anus of partner by jumping penis first

Chad the baker tried to give me a Tasmanian turnbuckle the other night.

by Tasmanian turnbuckler May 12, 2018

Tasmanian Helicopter

The female member of a heterosexual partnership proceeds to maneuver into a head stand position next to a bed or other object which one can stand upon. Then she will follow by spreading her legs into a split. The male will then stand upon the aforementioned device used to stand upon and will slowly insert so as to balance precariously upon his penis. Finally, the man will start to spin as the female hums an engine sound. The male body will resemble helicopter blades. Mission accomplished.

"Honey, I think we should get kinky tonight. I've been watching a lot of M*A*S*H* lately and think you should throw down a tasmanian helicopter with a side of steeze."

by DJ Blumpy Fresh March 19, 2009

tasmanian twister

When meat is placed in the anus and is allowed to be eaten by a tasmanian devil, resulting in a torn up butthole, resembling the aftermath of a tornado.

At the zoo I got a horible tasmanian twister.

by Gordon Romero December 6, 2007

Tasmanian coronation

the act of putting bamboo in your bumhole and screaming the koala mating call and waiting till they jizz in the bamboo. You then proceed to eat the milky bamboo.

me and my mates went to australia. we went into the wild and totally did the Tasmanian coronation.

by poengus April 23, 2020

tasmanian tigeress

A very old woman who chases old men who are still decades younger than herself

That Tasmanian Tigeress is mutton dressed up as crocodile

by Sansebastian July 4, 2013

Tasmanian Devil

When a guy is on his back, and you're going down on him, he's about to cum so you bite the shit out of his balls and he shrieks and cries like a baby.

I gave Jorge a Tasmanian devil last night, he shot up and tried to punch me but I'm too quick for that bitch

by Saucybawls May 4, 2011

Tasmanian Cheetah

A highly dangerous black man who has yet to be arrested due to the fact that he can run at incredible speeds.

Guy 1: Dude, that one black guy killed seven more people.
Guy 2: Why haven't they caught him yet?

Guy 1: Because he outruns police every time.
Guy 2: So he's a Tasmanian Cheetah?

Guy 1: Yeah.

by Serjeh Somogath March 6, 2010