Tremedously Stupid Americans.
A government organization mde to annoy the hell out of little grandmothers traveling with their childred and grandchildren, while not actually doing anything worth while.
Also known for their search methods, which include sticking a slip of paper on top of your checked luggage.
A government organization mde to annoy the hell out of little grandmothers traveling with their childred and grandchildren, while not actually doing anything worth while.
Also known for their search methods, which include sticking a slip of paper on top of your checked luggage.
"The TSA searched my bag again. But nothing seems to have been moved, despite my messy packing. They must be GREAT at this!"
by Not a terrorist, I swear! April 16, 2006
1. The act of stepping over a line. (i.e. to touch inappropriately and/or make someone uncomfortable.)
2. Unsolicited physical advances of a romantic/sexual intention. (i.e. to place ones hand on a thigh,shoulder, or breast)
3. To give an order that debases another person and/or give an order that ignores ones rights (molesting someone because they want to get to grandma's faster than a car could get them there)
-also refer to:TSA virgin.
-Also refer to TSA whore
2. Unsolicited physical advances of a romantic/sexual intention. (i.e. to place ones hand on a thigh,shoulder, or breast)
3. To give an order that debases another person and/or give an order that ignores ones rights (molesting someone because they want to get to grandma's faster than a car could get them there)
-also refer to:TSA virgin.
-Also refer to TSA whore
(molesting someone because they want to get to grandma's faster than a car could get them there to avoid the TSA)
by That's Mr Pistole to you! November 27, 2010
Trained Sexual Assault
Mission: TSA protects the Nation's transportation systems to ensure freedom of movement for people and commerce, while conducting psychological testing on travelers.
Vision: TSA continuously sets the standard for excellence in transportation security through its people, processes, and technology and envisions a time in America's future when customers entering the Stop 'n' Rob will be patted down by the illegal alien at the counter.
Mission: TSA protects the Nation's transportation systems to ensure freedom of movement for people and commerce, while conducting psychological testing on travelers.
Vision: TSA continuously sets the standard for excellence in transportation security through its people, processes, and technology and envisions a time in America's future when customers entering the Stop 'n' Rob will be patted down by the illegal alien at the counter.
"I'm tired of masturbating; I'm gonna go to the airport an get me a TSA"
"Should I be worried that my boyfriend enjoyed being gate raped with a TSA?"
Heard from a TSA conversation, "they used to not take off their shoes; just how far will they let us go? Maybe we CAN implement the 'strip-n-spread'!"
"Should I be worried that my boyfriend enjoyed being gate raped with a TSA?"
Heard from a TSA conversation, "they used to not take off their shoes; just how far will they let us go? Maybe we CAN implement the 'strip-n-spread'!"
by justthinkin' November 28, 2010
Tulsa School of Arts and Sciences. A charter school in Tulsa, Oklahoma. It is a wonderful school. It attracts a more individual, artsy crowd. People that go there tend to be accepting and are not part of any cliques. It's the best school in Tulsa. Probably ever.
Guy: Where do you go to school?
Girl: TSAS
Guy: That's cool. You must be a really smart, amazing person.
Girl: Yeah, that's true.
Girl: TSAS
Guy: That's cool. You must be a really smart, amazing person.
Girl: Yeah, that's true.
by Championnedelavie! October 27, 2010
TSA, aka The Sexual Assaulters. They take nude pictures and grope genitals of US citizens, children, and grandmothers at airports, while ignoring adult male Muslims.
TSA is run by a pissant named Pistole who is totally unqualifed, and his boss is Janet Incompetano.
Incompetano ignores wide open USA borders with thousands of unchecked illegal border crossers per day, while mandating violation of 4th Amendment rights of US citizen grandmothers in airports.
TSA is run by a pissant named Pistole who is totally unqualifed, and his boss is Janet Incompetano.
Incompetano ignores wide open USA borders with thousands of unchecked illegal border crossers per day, while mandating violation of 4th Amendment rights of US citizen grandmothers in airports.
My 95 year old grandfather got TSA'd at the airport by a high school dropout who fondled his shriveled up junk. Grandpa hit him with his cane and was hauled off to the gulag.
by beedogs November 23, 2010
TSA employs sexually perverse adults, pederasts, who disturbingly perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others
by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013
Terrorist Support Association - the people who are supposed to be protecting the country but are helping terrorists destroy civil liberties.
I was gate raped by a sleeper cell of the TSA when I went through the security theater at the airport.
by liberty_lover November 20, 2010