Swede 

A truly frightening powerlifter from the United States who can drop 550 pounds on to his chest and not die. I've seen this with my own eyes. He might be immortal.

Don't try to lift that, you ain't Swede.

Swede by CrystalLight December 6, 2014

Swede 

n. An annoying foreign roommate of any origin. Named for KL, Swedish foreign exchange student.

"I'd invite you over, but the Swede goes to bed at 9:30!"

Swede by Z September 24, 2004

swede 

Guy with typically Swedish looks, stylish and gay!

You look like a Swede!

swede by gavin1234 May 5, 2006

Swede 

Head

"Dat Mu'fukka godda mo-hoosive swede goin' own!"

Swede by Twostepwhiterockniggawivvanitchytriggafinger October 3, 2003

Swede 

One who feverishly avoids any form of work, often times can be found at the DMV during business hours, or surfing Ebay. Loves music groups similar but not limited to the Scorpions, Bonfire, and Montrose. Frequently renown for lying to employees by promising $100 and a day off in trade for working extra days. Incapable of working or even showing up on saturdays. Throws away others recycle and shoes whenever he deems necessary. Often looks up to and models life after a notorious Dutchman known only as Jansen.

Man that Swede is really hard to find that swede bastard must be at the DMV!

Man that swede owes me a hundred bucks!

Swede by Leif Nillson February 19, 2008

swede 

a head thats much larger than normal most likely on babies and young children

fuck me look at the swede on that sprog my god it`s a ugly little fucker init,
gob off to me again and you`ll get a slap round your fucking big swede

swede by mick nicholson August 7, 2007

swede 

What some people around the Atlanta, Georgia area refer to black people as because they figure it's not as offensive as calling the darkies a ni****. It's a way to talk about them without their knowing, because a swede is the completely opposite color of a whitey.

50 points for hittin' the momma swede!

swede by JimmyWimmy December 12, 2008