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Slandered
Being dissed and lied about out of jealousy by a hater . slander is always done by a god damn good for nothing slackjaw that wants a piece of their pie. slandering is Not cool kids, drink and drugs are not a valid reasons either. Word.
Larry had a house a car and kids but he wanted the trophy that lenny had won. So he slandered lenny to ruin his reputation. Lenny was slandered by that lowlife larry.
Slandered by Truemeaningc May 8, 2020
bag of spanners
A product, device or service that appears to work, but when you look deeper turns out to be a collection of badly thought out and badly implemented ideas that is going to cause you no end of grief.
bag of spanners by d6y May 23, 2006
Shatnered
Verb
When an expatriot showbusiness personality goes insane due to an inablility to cope with the strong and unique American culture they are thrust into via fame. Precursors are, freakishly odd quotes in interviews and outlandish behaviour in public.
Examples are William Shatner, Bono, Corey Haim, Mel Gibson, Margo Kidder, and Howie Mandel.
When an expatriot showbusiness personality goes insane due to an inablility to cope with the strong and unique American culture they are thrust into via fame. Precursors are, freakishly odd quotes in interviews and outlandish behaviour in public.
Examples are William Shatner, Bono, Corey Haim, Mel Gibson, Margo Kidder, and Howie Mandel.
Coco "Did you watch the Two Coreys last night?"
Terrance "No, I hate shows about washed up celebrities. Why?"
Coco "Because Corey Haim totally Shatnered"
Terrance "No, I hate shows about washed up celebrities. Why?"
Coco "Because Corey Haim totally Shatnered"
Spanner
Spanner ..
In the works …
Said spanner
Is I …
…
So only something biblical ..
Could …
But yep …
Biblical or extremely unlucky
So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..
Simply ran out of words …
Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point
Anything after that …
Depends on the former …
Can’t be doing stress any longer
Neither you can you I imagine
And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …
Luck ….
Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …
In the works …
Said spanner
Is I …
…
So only something biblical ..
Could …
But yep …
Biblical or extremely unlucky
So … I will let you decide if meant to be or not ..
Simply ran out of words …
Words over coffee is all I’m leaving out there at this point
Anything after that …
Depends on the former …
Can’t be doing stress any longer
Neither you can you I imagine
And yes I am very sorry but hardly had a choice… Random sequence of events, even by my standards …
Luck ….
Well I get all or nothing generally …. Maybe I get the chance to explain eventually …
Spanner …
Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….
The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …
Ms spanner .. my original words were meant for one only ….
The less pretty words a result of the fuckery that ensued …
Spanner by LetsTalkAboutX February 12, 2023