Short Hills is basicly one of the richest towns in the countries. The kids that live there are snoty spoiled kids that think there cool because the just got the new phone that costs five hundred dollers or got another pair of shoes. The high-school football team sucks and the coach thinks that there going to states but even in some wierd way they do show up there Saint Peters would crush them. the town is filled with asian kids, bunch of posers girls that think there hot and the ghetto kids(but there not ghetto at all they just think they are). so my sugestion is not to come to Short Hills or Millburn. oh yea the cops there suck balls too so yea almost forgot that one
i hate short hills !!!!!
by millburn/ short hills hater March 21, 2006
A town in Essex County, New Jersey. Not everyone there is as rich and snobby as other entries might suggest! There actually are houses there that are not huge mansions. Not everyone has an automatic Ivy League acceptance and a car waiting for them in/after high school. Being wealthier is not a crime, and neither is having the best high school in the state. It's because the parents care enough to make the school better and the kids work hard. SAT scores aren't based on the town where you live—they're based on the answers that are given.
Not everything is handed to people here on a silver platter, they actually do th e work in med, law, and business schools to get the jobs that make them so affluent. It's not an accident that people there have high-paying jobs. There are people of other races/religions. NOT EVERYONE IS A JEW. Anyway, why do you feel the need to judge people on their religion? Sure, there are snobs but it's not because they're Jewish.
Please don't judge this town because it has a nice mall and a state championship-winning soccer team as well as other successful athletes. It reflects poorly on you.
Not everything is handed to people here on a silver platter, they actually do th e work in med, law, and business schools to get the jobs that make them so affluent. It's not an accident that people there have high-paying jobs. There are people of other races/religions. NOT EVERYONE IS A JEW. Anyway, why do you feel the need to judge people on their religion? Sure, there are snobs but it's not because they're Jewish.
Please don't judge this town because it has a nice mall and a state championship-winning soccer team as well as other successful athletes. It reflects poorly on you.
Person 1: My brother's girlfriend is from Short Hills.
Person 2: Oh, she must be a JAP, right?
Person 1: Actually, she's Hindu.
Person 2: Oh, she must be a JAP, right?
Person 1: Actually, she's Hindu.
by peacelovefh816 April 1, 2009
I'm a tad shocked at some of the comments about Short Hills. I'll grant you that it's an affluent town but, that in and of itself isn't a crime. Like any other town there are pros and cons. Yes, it has it's share of spoiled brats. It also has a ot of great people.
As for the schools being so great..i'm not so sure. i went to millburn high and grew up in SH. the principal of millburn high got in trouble for having sex with a student, gym teacher arrested for getting head from a young boy, psych teacher arrested for dealing coke to students. it's the parents to whom education is important that give millburn high it's success rate..not the school. the same parents, kids and famlies that many of you have bashed on these pages. give credit where credit is due.
bust your ass to be successful and someday you too may be able to trade in your blue collar problems for the equal but different problems enjoyed by the residents of Short Hills.
As for the schools being so great..i'm not so sure. i went to millburn high and grew up in SH. the principal of millburn high got in trouble for having sex with a student, gym teacher arrested for getting head from a young boy, psych teacher arrested for dealing coke to students. it's the parents to whom education is important that give millburn high it's success rate..not the school. the same parents, kids and famlies that many of you have bashed on these pages. give credit where credit is due.
bust your ass to be successful and someday you too may be able to trade in your blue collar problems for the equal but different problems enjoyed by the residents of Short Hills.
ps. i would like to see the Millburn High cheer changed to something other than, "that's allright, that's ok, you'll all work for us someday"
viva Short Hills!
viva Short Hills!
by typical rich kid August 30, 2006
The richest place in the US with actual Indians and Chinese people. If you aren’t hot or seriously smart you have no place in this town. Don’t even think about going to the most famous thing about this town except for the bitchy attitude (the short hills mall) if you don’t have $2,500 dollars in your pocket. Everyone here flexes there money by sending their kids to one of the 20 private school with $80,000 dollars tuition that you have to be ultra smart to get into. But most parents just bribe the school with a shitload of money to get their kid in. If you haven’t been invited to at least 30 bar mitzvahs by the end of the year, you can consider yourself and unsocial prune and irrelevant. The bar mitzvahs usually end up with two kids getting caught in the girls bathroom hooking up. Since half the moms are friends, they will figure out all the shit in under an hour. If your parents are like every single parent in this rich-ass town who have high standards, you’ll be in deep shit once you get caught doing anything. The girls dress like they are fucking pornstars and don’t give a shit if they get hit on at the local Starbucks, where everything costs $20 and the line has more people in it than the amount of money the next town over has. All the girls plans for their future say hook up, lose their virginity, get a job, get fired, sleep, repeat.
You fucking rich-ass price of shit. You definitely live in the fucking richest dumpster in the world short hills
by I will Yeet you in my pool May 4, 2019
Like Westport Short Hills is ultra-white and rich. There are more Jews in this town than Israel, and not a single black person. The parties here are as many as they are lame, and the cops, since nothing goes on, sit on their asses, eat donuts, and bust up parties like there's no tomorrow. Every kid in Short Hills thinks they're so punk it's ridiculous, and half the kids own a skateboard and don't even attempt an ollie. They just want to look cool.
by Michael Schletter June 17, 2005
I live in short hills and I Love it. It is filled with beautiful mansions and the town is gorgeous. The school system is amazing. Most parents make a living by working in NYC in the corporate world or work as doctors or lawyers. The shopping places are very upscale and expensive and this town is famous for The Short Hills Mall. With major department stores and adorable boutiques. The kids all go to camp in the summer while their parents vacation in the hamptons or long beach island. The guys wear polos and pop the collar and try to be ghetto even thought they know they are not at all ghetto. Parties are crazy wether they are house parties where kids drink and smoke and use drugs and the cops who usually have nothing to do have to break it up. Then there are the Bar/Bat Mitzvahs which are always fun, extravagant and lavish. (Short Hills is filled with jews, most residents are jewish) As well as most sweet sixteen parties. Sports are a big deal in Short hills/Millburn and people get really crazy about it even though the teams aren't always so good. Most kids who live in millburn are called ghetto or poor even though Millburn is not at all poor but still not as nice as short hills. Short Hills is one of the most affluent and popular towns in NJ. It's basically a bubble.
Short Hills is da bomb!
by Evangeline August 1, 2006
prestigious mall located in a prestigious area of New Jersey. Known for its expensive stores (New Jersey's answer to Rodeo Drive). Known for its snobbery to people dressed down but salespeople of late have realized that its teenagers in sweatpants who spend the most money on Daddy's credit cards.
by Grace February 11, 2005