From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.
by Gateboy March 5, 2018
I have officially come up with the meaning for the pirate-saying SHIVER ME TIMBERS. Ok get this: Another word for timber is wood. And when you shiver, you're usually cold or afraid. In other words..........
FEAR MY WOOD.
FEAR MY WOOD.
by 4dimensional August 4, 2005
by Slickridah August 12, 2004
by Issac frost July 18, 2022
Upon thrusting a fist into your partners asshole, you punch or thrust upwards until you tickle the tonsils and provide a shiver of delight or death.
by Flaccid Frank November 21, 2017
oH oH ScArY Oh ShIveR Me TimBerS Sh)t Up Man
by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021
It’s when you are shivering in you timberland kicks due to a shameful attempt by someone to try out it over you or bully you.
Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”
Only usually cool people say this phrase
Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”
Only usually cool people say this phrase
Macho wannabe 1: you think you look so big standing there ya little weasel, id flog you in an arm wrestle.
Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.
Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch
Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.
Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch
by Bolo 1989 September 6, 2023