An attempt to shit in which only pissing occurs. 3-5 solid rectal pushes resulting only in a half toilet bowl of urine leaving the body.
by MikeDidIt March 18, 2008
by TBellis April 26, 2010
At urinal:
Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"
Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."
Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"
Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."
by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010
A bomb comprised of both feacal matter and urine, blended and contained within a glass jar or other impact explosive container.
by Wynch May 12, 2006
A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.
Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.
by Har the Czar February 8, 2006
by Shay Photography July 17, 2010