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2 definitions by MikeDidIt

 
1.
A fart during which some fecal matter exits the ass effectively causing the person who farted to construe his or her face in such a way that it conveys to others what has happened. If no fartee notices that the person who farted has shat his or herself, than no sfart has occured, this situation is known as a shart.
During a public speaking presentation I sfarted and people starting throwing toilet paper at me while laughing hysterically.
by MikeDidIt March 18, 2008
 
2.
An attempt to shit in which only pissing occurs. 3-5 solid rectal pushes resulting only in a half toilet bowl of urine leaving the body.
That shiss wasted ten mintues of my life
by MikeDidIt March 18, 2008