A Shirley is a woman that USED to be a man. That means it looks like a chick, but it has a dick. A woman with a penis, a transvestite, a transsexual. It's used as a hint to your friends when you see an ugly girl walking or you call out 'Shirley' in a drunk mood to attract travesties.
"Sometimes I am kinky, but mostly I just end up drunk and naked with a Shirley."
"Look at that Shirley going!"
"I like your new girlfriend, she's a real Shirley!"
(to another girl:) "You are a Shirley, bitch!"
"Look at that Shirley going!"
"I like your new girlfriend, she's a real Shirley!"
(to another girl:) "You are a Shirley, bitch!"
by kinky-koen August 26, 2009
She is a woman who has been through hell and back. She's trusted all the wrong men and deserves someone to be there for her. She is beautiful, strong inapendent woman with lots of love to give. Every one takes advantage of her but she's a surviver.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 29, 2019
by !Nehemia! March 26, 2017
A person who is always there for you and you can talk to her about anything even if it is weird or nasty she will always be the person you can have fun with. Shirleys are always fun to talk to and can keep going on and on with the conversation. But she can sometimes be a person who is always in a mood, whether the mood be happy, sad, annoyed, or even cool. She is always unpredictable but she is always a fun person to hang out with and talk to.
by Pertyboy January 21, 2021
Shirley is a beautiful person that loves and cares for everyone. Shirley is a very good friend to other
by TeamInman May 18, 2020
A girl that seems like she is innocent but in reality, she's secretly a child of sin. She is also very trustworthy and is decent looking (a little ugly, a little cute). Unlike others, Shirleys don't usually cuss and are very insecure. Typically the awkward ones and are very insecure.
Guy 1: Oh my gosh so I talked to Shirley about masturbation and she didn't even know what the word meant! She thought that masturbation was a sport.
Guy 2: Oh my... Shirley really is too innocent for this world to handle!
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Shirley: *secretly watching *_____* on her phone* oms dat boi be making dat pusseh burst-
Guy 2: Oh my... Shirley really is too innocent for this world to handle!
.......
Shirley: *secretly watching *_____* on her phone* oms dat boi be making dat pusseh burst-
by immahoehoeforwonhoho July 29, 2017
An amazing friend, or partner if you're lucky enough. She's always there for you, and always encourages you through the toughest shit. Shirleys are pretty inside and outside, they're funny and smart. Shirley isn't the best at recognising when she has fans that want her and sometimes makes the wrong decision, but can always solve problems. So if you're in love with a Shirley, make sure you're clear, or you'll lose your chance!! Shirley's also have big 🍑 buns, and sexy curves. Shirley's are full of surprises, and have amazing personalities.
Enjoy your Shirley!! ;)
by jane appleseed my ass November 27, 2018