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OMS
Means "On My Soul" as in putting something on your life. kinda like a Sacrifice
"People better stop playin wit me OMS."

"OMS she a fuckin Lame."

"Thats crazy Oms!"

"OMS that was funny af."
by RealAsTheyCome January 04, 2012

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Oh my science!
While most people will say "Oh my God," due to God being their highest authority, those who do not believe in God should say "Oh my science," as it is the highest authority.
Oh my science! I have been touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly apendage!
Or on the internet...
OMS! i have been touched by FSM!
by drbroccoli November 18, 2006

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oh my science. something said by atheists, inspired by south park.
south park is fuckin bad ass son

so are atheists. oms
by hiphophead293847 August 26, 2009

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OMS
Oh, My Satan!
OMS! She looks awful

OMS! I have great news
by 2Real15 August 15, 2016

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Oh my shit! Holy crap!
Person: "I'm stupid"
Guy: "OMS!!"
by Mbleh October 16, 2007

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OMS
Other Men's Sperm - children a woman has from a previous relationship that aren't yours.
I don't mind having sex with her once in a while, but that's as far as it'll ever go. She's got three kids and I can't be bothered with OMS.
by silentnomoreusa.com November 22, 2010

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Oh my strawberries usually, used from valley girls who have to much time on their hands or preppies
O.M.S. did you just see the New Moon trailor.
by sunshine89 June 06, 2009

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