a complete and utter twat. cares about nobody but himself. oh and his balls, and not just the FOOTBALL balls, either. is a secret cross dresser and has a serious passion for pink panties (on himself this is) oh and he will generally have ginger prickle pubes.
by Sparkle. March 7, 2009
by Shavvy McShavShav July 17, 2011
A shep is a wild sheep. Sheps are very special because they are the rarest animals in the world. If you see a Shep, make sure to capture it right away, before it escapes! When two magical sheps are captured, they can be used to make baby sheplings.
by Labe May 5, 2020
One single sheep. The singular version of sheep, as coined by the Senior Pastor of First Presbyterian Church of Roseville, CA (name omitted)
Jesus taught the parable of the lost shep, in which the shepherd leaves the 99 sheep to look for the one shep which was lost. shep
by Deep Random Thoughts June 24, 2010
by Tray Kipfinger September 30, 2003
the ridiculous shortening of 'shephards pie'
by Katie25 October 9, 2007
When an overly buoyant poop falls from your rectum only to bounce back out of the toilet water, as if defying gravity, and contacts it's origin. Similar to an inflated foot ball being thrown streight down into a body of water.
by Jon4$ March 2, 2007