by andrew17 November 23, 2010
1. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a woman who can be seen taking refuge in most second rate beaches around the world...or in any third rate club. She exhibits the traits of being ugly, simple, shallow, and poor.
2. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a slimy, deceiving, bottom of the ocean slut.
2. (Noun) A seaweed bitch is a slimy, deceiving, bottom of the ocean slut.
Ex. "These seaweed bitches ain't loyal."
Ex. "Dude, you got crabs from that seaweed bitch last night."
Ex. "Dude, you got crabs from that seaweed bitch last night."
by Special Strykers January 7, 2015
Non-contiguous fecal matter with a green hue that resembles seaweed in a dirty pond, resulting from eating half a jar of spicy pepperoncinis, drinking approximately 8 beers, and letting it ferment in the stomach overnight.
Dude it literally took me 40 minutes to squeeze out that seaweed poo this morning and now my bunghole burns.
by BigArns1 September 1, 2009
by captain stu July 21, 2010
When an intoxicated man getting sexual pleasure from placing salty seaweed upon each of one's sweaty nipples
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