scrolling virgin

Any person who looks for new sexual positions, or potential experiences on any defining media source, such as urban dictionary, to better their odds of not looking like a complete virgin or a masturbator.

Ronnie is not a sexpert. He is a scrolling virgin

scrolling virgin by tango1delta January 24, 2015

Scrolling Anticipation 

The anticipation and excitement experienced by a user on a social networking site when scrolling through comments to find the newest one

I had a bad case of scrolling anticipation when scrolling through 5,954 comments on a picture to find out what Adam said to Sal.

Scrolling Anticipation by Brandon Gibson June 11, 2008

Scrolling Eyes 

When smoking marijuana, your eyes feel as if they are scrolling up and down, thus causing a very frame-by-frame/sketchy vision effect.

"That weed gave me scrolling eyes! It was like I was seeing everything in frames, it freaked me the fuck out!"

Scrolling Eyes by Aaronxlv September 26, 2008

scrolling left handed 

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

scrolling left handed by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

Within scrolling distance 

When the information you wanna access from a particular webpage is only a little bit further down the page from where you are. This means that it is close enough for you to be bothered enough to scroll down the page and access it quickly. It is therefore said to be 'within scrolling distance'

"I can't see where to type in my email address"
"That's because it's further down the page, but don't worry, it's within scrolling distance"

Within scrolling distance by kakashleigh August 15, 2009

doom scrolling

Being unable to stop scrolling on social media. As in a doomed task for it isn’t productive. Can be positive and staying in touch with friends and family but unable to stop.

I didn’t get anything done today because I was doom scrolling.

doom scrolling by Dulced November 2, 2023

Dry Scrolling 

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

Dry Scrolling by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015