Saxophone

A saxophone is a cool insturment to play but if its givin to the wrong person your ears will bleed out from them playing careless wisper and other songs everyday

Oh youre a saxophone player no wonder youre so annoying

by Beep beep insturments June 29, 2018

saxophone

The sexiest instrument to play

*plays careless whisper on the saxophone*
Maaan that turns me on

by sawawpuas April 16, 2019

Saxophonic

sounding like, or similar to an alto or tenor saxophone.

"dude, that homeless man's singing was very saxophonic."

by Summer JD Glau January 15, 2009

Saxophone

The best god damn instrument of all time, their are 4 types of saxophones: alto, tenor, Baritone sax,and saprano. The alto is the smallest/highest of the four and is also the most common, the tenor (of which I play) is the second smallest of the four and is kind of the balance between the alto and the Bari sax, also slightly Lower than alto but nothing close to trombone, the Bari is similar size to the saprano but much fatter much lower than the alto/ tenor and is somewhat similar to the baritone in sound hence the name baritone saxophone, the soprano of which I've only seen a couple times is a wierd saxophone clarinet mix but reaches all the way to the floor sound is Somewhat similar to the clarinet in sound as well.

Trumpet player: trumpet is the best instrument and totally sounds the best .

Saxophone Player: the saxophone easily sounds the most beautiful and instead of blasting noise in your face it makes music , also the saxophone also looks MUCH cooler.

Trumpet player: screw you!

Saxophone player: walk on home boy

by the bum rash October 24, 2017

Saxophone

The inability to get physically laid, forcing one to resort to "shadier" methods in order to do the deed.

"That trick Wanda wouldn't put out last night, so I had to have saxophone last night to finish up"

by P Diddy April 25, 2005

Saxophone

a word to describe a sound similar to a dying duck.

Bro what's wrong with you, you sound like a saxophone

by I play sax July 4, 2019

gatorade saxophone

home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.

Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.

by MadFarmerBerry October 11, 2017